ASN: ASN Morning Learn: The Knockout Spherical Awaits

6.17.15
ASN Morning Learn: The Knockout Spherical Awaits

The US girls’s nationwide staff does sufficient to get by their newest opponent; Jermaine Jones has a message for the women; Clint Dempsey has a conniption match within the U.S. Open Cup. 

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Noah Davis

Posted
June 17, 2015
8:00 AM

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Vic-tory: “On the back of a first-half goal by Abby Wambach, the U.S. has now finished atop Group D and will move on to the Round of 16 against a to-be-determined opponent.”

Yep yep:


— U.S. Soccer WNT (@ussoccer_wnt) June 17, 2015

 
It is all concerning the backline, child: “It’s been 243 minutes since the United States women conceded a goal in the World Cup. Only Australian captain Lisa De Vanna has breached the U.S. back line, scoring the opener in the first match. Central defenders Becky Sauerbrunn and Julie Johnston turned in another important performance in a 1–0 win over Nigeria in the final group game here on Tuesday. The U.S. held Nigeria to seven shots, only two of which goalkeeper Hope Solo had to save.”

Jermaine Jones has an analogous level, albeit expressed in a barely completely different method:


— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) June 17, 2015

 
Hope Solo is just not an issue. 
Clint Dempsey appears to have ripped up a referee’s pocket book, which is a brand new one:

To conclude: WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! http://t.co/4lll2eeb79

— Howler Journal (@whatahowler) June 17, 2015

 
However don’t be concerned, FIFA continues to be corrupt: “Swiss investigators are looking into 53 possible cases of money laundering and 104 incidents of suspicious activity in Swiss bank accounts as part of their investigation into the awarding of the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.”