Monday Evening Soccer Open Thread: Cincinnati Bengals at “Dallas” Cowboys

We have now reached the tip of the Houston Texans’ bye week which might be capped off with essentially the most gimmicky gimmick that ever gimmicked for Monday Evening Soccer.

Tonight’s sport between a pair of also-ran NFL groups may have a particular, when you can name it that, presentation displaying the sport with every kind of Simpsons animations.

I like The Simpsons fantastic, however this simply appears pointless. I imply I do know that is one other sport solely a mom might love, however why do they should drag The Simpsons into it?

Oh effectively, I can’t wait to see what they present once they lower over to Jerrah.

Oooooh! Possibly they’ll do a remake of Soccer to the Groin! Hey, possibly I’m coming round on this concept. However provided that somebody hits Jerrah within the plums with a soccer. Apart from that, effectively, let’s simply get to the sport.

Who: Cincinnati Bengals (4-8) vs. Dallas Cowboys (disputed) (5-7)

What: Monday Evening Soccer

The place: The Loss of life Star (aka AT&T Stadium), Arlington, TX (disputed)

When: Monday December 9, 7:15 pm CST

Why: As a result of ESPN couldn’t commerce out of this sport for a primary time spot so the remainder of us are caught with it.

Channel: ABC, ESPN, ESPN Deportes

Streaming: ESPN, ESPN+*, Fubo*, NFL+*, SlingTV*, YouTubeTV*, Disney+* (*subscription required)

And when you really feel like making slightly wager on tonight’s sport at FanDuel Sportsbook, listed below are my picks, for what that’s price.

As a result of I do know what I’m doing (not even slightly bit).

Benefit from the sport, y’all.